'Ahoyt Lake of the Ozarks' Unisex Tee

As seen nowhere on TV, but deeply inspired by it.

Set sail this Memorial Day weekend into chaotic neutrality with the 'Ahoyt Lake of the Ozarks' T-Shirt, a limited-edition piece from World of T-Shirts that screams “I’ve definitely seen half an episode of Ozark and Joshua Block live-streamed from a boat once.”

This shirt combines the suspense of money laundering with the unpredictability of TikTok's most iconic sidewalk philosopher @WorldofTShirts. Whether you’re hiding from the cartel or just vibing on the lakefront with Josh, a vodka lemonade, and an unhinged monologue, this shirt has your back (literally).

Features:

Ultra-soft cotton for maximum comfort while yelling "AHOYT!" across choppy waters.
Graphic design that’s as bold as Josh’s GPS-defying walking tours.
Subtle green hues that whisper "Jason Bateman would not approve."
Perfect for binge-watchers, boat enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever thought “You know what this money laundering drama needs? A Josh Block T-Shirt.”

Buy now, or Josh might show up and tell you the lore of this shirt in real-time.
If you’re looking for a thick, structured tee that’s also super soft and breathable—look no further! The unisex garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt ticks all the boxes and is made of 100% ring-spun cotton. The regular t-shirt style will complement most looks and fit you to a tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced (not from the Cartel) in Honduras